Nearly effen summer and more craziness awaits!

With entries shortly closing we have seen an influx of beer lovers and lovettes entering the ‘Win effen beer for a year for you and a mate’ competition. As it only takes a minute to enter, punters are getting their entries in late, but in fashionable style, and coming up with some absolute effen beauties. Looking forward to seeing the many more making their way towards the brewery with still a week to go! Congratulations also go to effen which was mentioned, with ambassadors Chris Grant and Rohan Smith leading the way, in the Daily Telegraph, Sunday Herald Sun and The Advertiser (Adelaide Now) – You effen beauty!

This week has been an absolutely crazy one not just for us, but for the rest of the world. First and foremost, our very own Federation Square, which houses Transport Bar and effen Beer, was named as Number 5 in virtualtourist.com’s World’s Top 10 Ugly Buildings.’ Well I guess it is called the city’s meeting point for a reason; it is pretty hard to miss. Plus, you can also grab an effen beer there as well.

What about the two students arrested over not paying for their tip at their local diner? As far as I know, a tip is gratitude for providing service – good service. It is something that should always be earned. Arresting someone over $10 is just not the effen way. Sure a great bloke always tips, but a great bloke doesn’t arrest students for not paying for a tip. The police and the restaurant owner should just drink an effen beer; it seems they need something smooth to get them through this time. Maybe invite the students to join them in having a couple of effen beers as well; now that’ll be a great ‘I’m sorry’.

An effen beer will most certainly be passed around as a man who was misdiagnosed as being in a coma for the last 23 years was actually conscious the whole time. Due to new high tech scans, brain activity was passed as totally normal, and the man is now able to communicate via a computer. Celebrations can come in any form – drinking an effen beer will always make celebrations last forever!

One person in desperate need of an effen beer, especially from latest claims, is none other than Mariah Carey. Whilst going for an interview she needed her own toilet roll, two people to lower her onto a couch, one person to walk in front of her and one behind just in case she fell over, and more people in her entourage than the entire GMTV TV crew. The great thing about effen is that it’s easy to understand. It’s smooth as hell and goes down a treat without anything annoying undermining that. Mariah Carey should take a stubby and analyse it very closer, taking note of every effen experience. She is a great artist, now she just needs to smooth the hell out.

Enter the competition – the effen Great bloke competition! It only takes a minute to enter and the prize of free effen beer for you and a mate for a year is fantastic; and just in time for summer too. Entries close in a week so get entering asap! Go to http://www.effengreatbloke.com//effen_new/bloke.html to enter!

Hello all you effen great people out there! So many crazy effen stories!

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effen Great time on the weekend!

To all the party people!

What a fantastic bright and sunny weather we had over the weekend! Pool party at my mate’s house; chops, steaks, snags, burgers; but the party only started after I arrived with a few cases of ice cold effen beer. Too many things happened yesterday and remembering most of it was a struggle, but it started with cracking open an effen beer and pouring most of it down the guzzler and some over the onion rings. The women were everywhere, and being a pool party, clothing was optional. The mood was perfect; bright and sunny day, beautiful women all around, great mates doing crazy things, sizzling barbeque behind and a smooth chilled effenTM beer to wash it all down.

As the sun started to go down and the day started getting a bit cooler, the party moved inside and another refreshing, cold case of effen was popped open much to the delight of the remaining 30 or so partygoers. Everyone was having an effen great time and speculation over me being the effenTM Great Bloke blogger seemed to be dying off as well.

At this point my mates and I started to get a bit crazy, just as expected. Songs started blaring over the stereo, everyone started throwing every other mate into the pool, and the party seemed to be an effen kickass one. With all the greatest mates in the world in one house and loads of effen beer to keep us going, it was always going to be awesome. Another mate, being the hero he is, even managed to get the esky floating in the pool and that is where we basically spent the rest of the night.

I crashed on the couch and woke up the next morning to find the house just the way it should be – evidence of an effen amazing night. Someone conveniently stacked the effen stubbies together on the floor, but that was the only welcoming sight. Being the effen Great mate I am, helping out was something that had to be done, and it only took half the day (reminded myself why I never did cleaning in the first place). We left the empty effen stubbies as they were to remind us of a great party and the many upcoming parties now that summer is here.

If you’re an effen Great Bloke and had a great effen time on the weekend with your mates too, go to www.effengreatbloke.com and write in 150 words, or show us, who or what you think is an effen Great Bloke. You could be the lucky winner of a Year’s supply of effen beer. So enter the effen Great Bloke competition now mates as time’s running out with the competition closing on the 1st of December, 2009

I will see you when I see

effen™ Great news

What a week!

The hangover of racing carnival has really set in with 30 degree heat wave topping it off. Now we have had the coldest October ever in Melbourne but seriously, having the hottest November ever may tip a few people over the edge.

And… not talking oldies here. My girlfriends gone crazy – I am of course blaming the heat or the cold and hot flushes of October and November.

Heading down to The Boulevard tonight for an effen™ beer with my mates. Half price – can’t wait. Saving some money before Xmas, you know how it is.

Tigers in town. I think I might head down to the course and watch him play a few rounds. Maybe he might want to have an effen™ beer with me after. Not likely! The guy is a freak! He may be good at golf (actually, the best) but he certainly doesn’t have a life. He is a machine just focused on winning.

Did anyone watch 60 Minutes interview with Tiger Woods? I have to admire him for his dedication but I just wanted to take that Nike cap off him and put on an effen cap and have a boat race with him with some effen™ beers.

Britney has been lip syncing her way around Australia. No beers for her!

Good Charlotte gave it to FoxFM presenters for showing them a picture of Britney with no pants. Good on them! Who cares for that crap anyway.

Well, signing off. It’s effen™ o’clock! Don’t forget to enter the effen™ beer competition. Free beer for a year for you and a mate. www.effengreatbloke.com.au

Sunday: Beginning Or The End?

Hi All!

So, after some good Saturday night fun, its time for Sunday, the BBQ day as few of my mates call it.

Ever wondered if Sunday was the beginning of a week or the ending of a weekend? No? Well then, it’s only me I guess.

Well personally, Sunday always bought a mix of feelings for me. It is a great day when I think about how refreshed I feel with two nights of great fun with my mates and also eagerly looking forward to the afternoon hang out time, enjoying the sun (possibly) and downing a few effen beers while chatting up with mates and watching my girlfriend mingle with my mates’ girlfriends, a whole get together thing.

On the other hand, by the evening, I feel this voice inside me, which says, “Oh Damn! Is it time to sleep and wake up to the Nightmare in The Elm Street Again?”. Little can I do about it though folks, otherwise next week the white little paper with my boss’s autograph, which I like to call my PAYCHECK, would be missing.

Anyway, I have started receiving a lot of attention from the girls in my neighbourhood fellas, I guess the word has gone out that I am the one writing these effen™ Great Bloke blogs. I may be in a lot of trouble if my girl friend comes to know about the attention I am receiving but tell you what fellas, I wonder how cool it would be for the bloke or the chick who wins this competition (Considering they are single, unlike me L )

The competition is already approaching the end of the 2^nd week, after which we still would have 4 more weeks to go. There are already people who won some great weekly prizes on our Facebook page. So, if you still haven’t tried your luck at that, I suggest you do that NOW!

Time up for now fellas, until the next time…Keep Living The Oath, Like An effen™ Great Bloke.

I Will See You, When I See You.

effen Great Chick???

Hi Again Everyone!!

Hope you all are having a good weekend till now. Well, if you’re reading my blog on a Saturday, instead of enjoying your weekend, then I dearly hope you at least are enjoying my blog with a few effen™ beers.

I went out with a large group of mates yesterday, to a local pub, we all had a pretty good time, drinking some fine crafted beers…..effen™ Offcourse!!! I was enjoying myself in a corner, listening to the music when I saw a highly attractive girl coming to me. I thought may be I had too much to drink (but that NEVER happens) and I was imagining stuff.

Turned out that I wasn’t imagining and the girl indeed was coming to me, she had apparently got to know that I am writing the effen™ Great Bloke blogs. At first I thought I actually have a fan (wouldn’t that be great). However, she was in fact unhappy with the way I write my blogs. She was upset because she thinks I portray effen™ to be “exclusive for men” and girls are not allowed to be the effen great “chicks”.

Well……to clear her and possibly a lot of other girl’s confusion, let me tell you all, effen™ Great Bloke competition or the effen™ premium lager for that matter is not confined to any particular sex, race, culture, or whatever other classification you can think of.

Yeah, I know the word “Bloke” does sound like it is directed towards males but think about it, how does the name “effen ™ Great PERSON” sounds to you? Kinda lame,right?

effen™ Great Bloke or effen™ Great chick, the competition is about doing something great for your friends, whether you want to call them mates, girl friends or whatever. It is about doing something special for your friend, it is about showing what you think an effen™ Great Bloke would stand for.

If you think the effen™ Great Bloke should be changed to effen™ Great Chick, then perhaps you should send in your entry. After all, if you turn out to be the winner, everyone will call you the effen™ Great Chick, eh?

So, get started girls, you are not out of this, send in your entries and show what you can do for your mates/girl friends/friends (whatever!!). effen™ is open to all, not just guys, so start pouring in.

Keep Living The Oath, Like An effen™ Great Bloke.

I Will See You When I See You.

Where Is effen??

Good Day All,

It’s that time of the week again fellas, WEEKEND TIME!! Going back to home after a long day at work can really be tiresome but when it is a FRIDAY, there is this force inside us which drives us to quickly go home and get into our desired clothing (instead of the business attire a lot of us are subjected to in our office) and get started on the weekend plans.

Well, I spend my evenings the old fashioned way, going to the local pub with a couple of mates, downing a few premium crafted beers and talking about the random events happening in our lives. As the beer starts taking its toll, the talks continue to get crazier.

I am lucky though that my local pub does stock effen™ beer. A lot of my mates have been complaining about their local pub or bottle shop not stocking effen™ beers. All I can tell them is that, if it was to me, effen™ premium lager would be the second most easily available liquid…first being water offcourse.

No, but seriously, I know that there are many of you out there who are keen lovers of genuine premium crafted beers and after getting to know about effen™ are probably wondering, “WHERE CAN I BUY EFFEN?” Folks…we are spending sleepless nights to get effen™ to every bottle shop and pub as soon we can but we require your help in this.

If you want your local stockists to stock effen beer, then join the effen™ mates club here. Get all your mates to join it as well.

In the meanwhile, you can do what I used to do before my local stockist realised that effen™ is the way to go. You can order effen premium lager to be delivered right to your door step online here.

In the meanwhile, with your support, we CAN and we WILL get effen™ to your local stockist SOON!

That’s all for today folks, Keep Living The Oath Like An effen™ Great Bloke.

I Will See You When I See You.