Let The Fun Begin

Alrighty!! Here it is! Finally I have taken some time off my so called “busy” schedule to write the inaugural effen^TM blog.

This goes to all the blokes and gals out there who enjoy the social side of social media and enjoy talking about the days of old over a decent beverage, preferably a craft beer. As for those who waste their time downing lolly water and spritzers and are best left to the doof doof clubs on Chapel Street, I don’t really care about them.

Talking about care, Carlton’s Judd the “CHAMPION” should have put more care in his statements to the media. I can’t believe that he admitted using pressure point tactic on Lion’s Rischitelli. Who is under pressure now Judd, huh?!

Anyway…the media can be a pain in the royal backside sometimes. Last night I was watching the breaking news and they went on forever and day about the obesity epidemic, and food being the next fashion label all in the same breath. It drove me insane and I had to turn the bloody thing off once I found one of the right remote.

But sometimes you do find some quality moments on TV. Take this morning for instance - I watched a travel writer being friendly with a lion. Well as friendly as you can be with a lion’s gob hanging off the end of your arm. I’m sure that wasn’t meant to be the gist of the story, but it’s a good lesson not to disturb the King of the Jungle during their beauty sleep.

That’s why I associate high risk adventure with coming home after a hard days work and downing a few effen^TM beers, even though you have promised your wife that you will be home in time for dinner. Although she’s usually fuming by this stage, broom in hand - and I still have the nerve to ask her “Sweetheart! You’re still cleaning?”

That’s it for now. Keep the good times gold and being the effen^TM best you can be.