With entries shortly closing we have seen an influx of beer lovers and lovettes entering the ‘Win effen beer for a year for you and a mate’ competition. As it only takes a minute to enter, punters are getting their entries in late, but in fashionable style, and coming up with some absolute effen beauties. Looking forward to seeing the many more making their way towards the brewery with still a week to go! Congratulations also go to effen which was mentioned, with ambassadors Chris Grant and Rohan Smith leading the way, in the Daily Telegraph, Sunday Herald Sun and The Advertiser (Adelaide Now) – You effen beauty!
This week has been an absolutely crazy one not just for us, but for the rest of the world. First and foremost, our very own Federation Square, which houses Transport Bar and effen Beer, was named as Number 5 in virtualtourist.com’s World’s Top 10 Ugly Buildings.’ Well I guess it is called the city’s meeting point for a reason; it is pretty hard to miss. Plus, you can also grab an effen beer there as well.
What about the two students arrested over not paying for their tip at their local diner? As far as I know, a tip is gratitude for providing service – good service. It is something that should always be earned. Arresting someone over $10 is just not the effen way. Sure a great bloke always tips, but a great bloke doesn’t arrest students for not paying for a tip. The police and the restaurant owner should just drink an effen beer; it seems they need something smooth to get them through this time. Maybe invite the students to join them in having a couple of effen beers as well; now that’ll be a great ‘I’m sorry’.
An effen beer will most certainly be passed around as a man who was misdiagnosed as being in a coma for the last 23 years was actually conscious the whole time. Due to new high tech scans, brain activity was passed as totally normal, and the man is now able to communicate via a computer. Celebrations can come in any form – drinking an effen beer will always make celebrations last forever!
One person in desperate need of an effen beer, especially from latest claims, is none other than Mariah Carey. Whilst going for an interview she needed her own toilet roll, two people to lower her onto a couch, one person to walk in front of her and one behind just in case she fell over, and more people in her entourage than the entire GMTV TV crew. The great thing about effen is that it’s easy to understand. It’s smooth as hell and goes down a treat without anything annoying undermining that. Mariah Carey should take a stubby and analyse it very closer, taking note of every effen experience. She is a great artist, now she just needs to smooth the hell out.
Enter the competition – the effen Great bloke competition! It only takes a minute to enter and the prize of free effen beer for you and a mate for a year is fantastic; and just in time for summer too. Entries close in a week so get entering asap! Go to http://www.effengreatbloke.com//effen_new/bloke.html to enter!
Monday, November 23, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Hello all you effen great people out there! So many crazy effen stories!
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Sunday, November 15, 2009
effen Great time on the weekend!
To all the party people!
What a fantastic bright and sunny weather we had over the weekend! Pool party at my mate’s house; chops, steaks, snags, burgers; but the party only started after I arrived with a few cases of ice cold effen beer. Too many things happened yesterday and remembering most of it was a struggle, but it started with cracking open an effen beer and pouring most of it down the guzzler and some over the onion rings. The women were everywhere, and being a pool party, clothing was optional. The mood was perfect; bright and sunny day, beautiful women all around, great mates doing crazy things, sizzling barbeque behind and a smooth chilled effenTM beer to wash it all down.
As the sun started to go down and the day started getting a bit cooler, the party moved inside and another refreshing, cold case of effen was popped open much to the delight of the remaining 30 or so partygoers. Everyone was having an effen great time and speculation over me being the effenTM Great Bloke blogger seemed to be dying off as well.
At this point my mates and I started to get a bit crazy, just as expected. Songs started blaring over the stereo, everyone started throwing every other mate into the pool, and the party seemed to be an effen kickass one. With all the greatest mates in the world in one house and loads of effen beer to keep us going, it was always going to be awesome. Another mate, being the hero he is, even managed to get the esky floating in the pool and that is where we basically spent the rest of the night.
I crashed on the couch and woke up the next morning to find the house just the way it should be – evidence of an effen amazing night. Someone conveniently stacked the effen stubbies together on the floor, but that was the only welcoming sight. Being the effen Great mate I am, helping out was something that had to be done, and it only took half the day (reminded myself why I never did cleaning in the first place). We left the empty effen stubbies as they were to remind us of a great party and the many upcoming parties now that summer is here.
If you’re an effen Great Bloke and had a great effen time on the weekend with your mates too, go to www.effengreatbloke.com and write in 150 words, or show us, who or what you think is an effen Great Bloke. You could be the lucky winner of a Year’s supply of effen beer. So enter the effen Great Bloke competition now mates as time’s running out with the competition closing on the 1st of December, 2009
I will see you when I see
What a fantastic bright and sunny weather we had over the weekend! Pool party at my mate’s house; chops, steaks, snags, burgers; but the party only started after I arrived with a few cases of ice cold effen beer. Too many things happened yesterday and remembering most of it was a struggle, but it started with cracking open an effen beer and pouring most of it down the guzzler and some over the onion rings. The women were everywhere, and being a pool party, clothing was optional. The mood was perfect; bright and sunny day, beautiful women all around, great mates doing crazy things, sizzling barbeque behind and a smooth chilled effenTM beer to wash it all down.
As the sun started to go down and the day started getting a bit cooler, the party moved inside and another refreshing, cold case of effen was popped open much to the delight of the remaining 30 or so partygoers. Everyone was having an effen great time and speculation over me being the effenTM Great Bloke blogger seemed to be dying off as well.
At this point my mates and I started to get a bit crazy, just as expected. Songs started blaring over the stereo, everyone started throwing every other mate into the pool, and the party seemed to be an effen kickass one. With all the greatest mates in the world in one house and loads of effen beer to keep us going, it was always going to be awesome. Another mate, being the hero he is, even managed to get the esky floating in the pool and that is where we basically spent the rest of the night.
I crashed on the couch and woke up the next morning to find the house just the way it should be – evidence of an effen amazing night. Someone conveniently stacked the effen stubbies together on the floor, but that was the only welcoming sight. Being the effen Great mate I am, helping out was something that had to be done, and it only took half the day (reminded myself why I never did cleaning in the first place). We left the empty effen stubbies as they were to remind us of a great party and the many upcoming parties now that summer is here.
If you’re an effen Great Bloke and had a great effen time on the weekend with your mates too, go to www.effengreatbloke.com and write in 150 words, or show us, who or what you think is an effen Great Bloke. You could be the lucky winner of a Year’s supply of effen beer. So enter the effen Great Bloke competition now mates as time’s running out with the competition closing on the 1st of December, 2009
I will see you when I see
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
effen™ Great news
What a week!
The hangover of racing carnival has really set in with 30 degree heat wave topping it off. Now we have had the coldest October ever in
And… not talking oldies here. My girlfriends gone crazy – I am of course blaming the heat or the cold and hot flushes of October and November.
Heading down to The Boulevard tonight for an effen™ beer with my mates. Half price – can’t wait. Saving some money before Xmas, you know how it is.
Tigers in town. I think I might head down to the course and watch him play a few rounds. Maybe he might want to have an effen™ beer with me after. Not likely! The guy is a freak! He may be good at golf (actually, the best) but he certainly doesn’t have a life. He is a machine just focused on winning.
Did anyone watch 60 Minutes interview with Tiger Woods? I have to admire him for his dedication but I just wanted to take that Nike cap off him and put on an effen cap and have a boat race with him with some effen™ beers.
Britney has been lip syncing her way around
Good
Well, signing off. It’s effen™ o’clock! Don’t forget to enter the effen™ beer competition. Free beer for a year for you and a mate. www.effengreatbloke.com.au
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