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What a week!

The hangover of racing carnival has really set in with 30 degree heat wave topping it off. Now we have had the coldest October ever in Melbourne but seriously, having the hottest November ever may tip a few people over the edge.

And… not talking oldies here. My girlfriends gone crazy – I am of course blaming the heat or the cold and hot flushes of October and November.

Heading down to The Boulevard tonight for an effen™ beer with my mates. Half price – can’t wait. Saving some money before Xmas, you know how it is.

Tigers in town. I think I might head down to the course and watch him play a few rounds. Maybe he might want to have an effen™ beer with me after. Not likely! The guy is a freak! He may be good at golf (actually, the best) but he certainly doesn’t have a life. He is a machine just focused on winning.

Did anyone watch 60 Minutes interview with Tiger Woods? I have to admire him for his dedication but I just wanted to take that Nike cap off him and put on an effen cap and have a boat race with him with some effen™ beers.

Britney has been lip syncing her way around Australia. No beers for her!

Good Charlotte gave it to FoxFM presenters for showing them a picture of Britney with no pants. Good on them! Who cares for that crap anyway.

Well, signing off. It’s effen™ o’clock! Don’t forget to enter the effen™ beer competition. Free beer for a year for you and a mate. www.effengreatbloke.com.au