We’re halfway through the week and it feels like the week has just started. Effen beer was also featured in the Australian Penthouse magazine (http://www.australianpenthouse.com.au/7523/review-effen-beer/) which highlights the importance of high quality ingredients and the smoothness of the beer as it goes down the jugular.
On other matters, did anyone hear about Eric, the 80 year old man, who accidently drove 600km and was missing for 9 hours after taking the wrong turn following a visit to a friend’s house in NSW? That man definitely deserves an effen beer or two when he gets home and is safely on his trusty old leather recliner.
There’s also a French hotel who is taking ‘uniqueness’ to levels beyond that of what is regarded as sane. You can now book what is called a Hamster Villa fully equipped with your own hamster grain for food, running wheel for exercise and bales of hay for beds. I think these guys need to sit down, crack open a bottle of effen beer and smooth the hell out because that is not effen cool. Or at least include a bar fridge full of effen beer. CAUTION: effen beer is for great blokes, please do not consume if you experience any hamster tendencies.
Customs officials are trying to get a handle on a situation (forgive the pun) regarding a women found in a suitcase trying to cross the American Mexico border. If only this was in Melbourne; at least she’ll be on Border Security. Hopefully there’s still some room in there for clothes and some effen beer to keep her company.
And last but not least on our crazy effen stories, burglars in America warmed up milk to feed a crying baby after the residents of the house ‘were all tied up’. They literally walked in the house, tied everybody up, ransacked the house and then warmed milk in the microwave after the baby started crying. Those burglars are definitely not smooth at all. They need to look at ‘the man in the mirror’, sit down and drink an effen beer. They need to live the oath; they need to discover what a great bloke is. A great bloke does warm milk in a microwave for a crying baby, but does not tie up the parents while doing so!
If you know what an effen great bloke is don’t forget to enter so you can win effen beer for a year for you and a mate!
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Such bizarre stories... How far they would go to get an effen beer?
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