Nearly effen summer and more craziness awaits!

With entries shortly closing we have seen an influx of beer lovers and lovettes entering the ‘Win effen beer for a year for you and a mate’ competition. As it only takes a minute to enter, punters are getting their entries in late, but in fashionable style, and coming up with some absolute effen beauties. Looking forward to seeing the many more making their way towards the brewery with still a week to go! Congratulations also go to effen which was mentioned, with ambassadors Chris Grant and Rohan Smith leading the way, in the Daily Telegraph, Sunday Herald Sun and The Advertiser (Adelaide Now) – You effen beauty!

This week has been an absolutely crazy one not just for us, but for the rest of the world. First and foremost, our very own Federation Square, which houses Transport Bar and effen Beer, was named as Number 5 in virtualtourist.com’s World’s Top 10 Ugly Buildings.’ Well I guess it is called the city’s meeting point for a reason; it is pretty hard to miss. Plus, you can also grab an effen beer there as well.

What about the two students arrested over not paying for their tip at their local diner? As far as I know, a tip is gratitude for providing service – good service. It is something that should always be earned. Arresting someone over $10 is just not the effen way. Sure a great bloke always tips, but a great bloke doesn’t arrest students for not paying for a tip. The police and the restaurant owner should just drink an effen beer; it seems they need something smooth to get them through this time. Maybe invite the students to join them in having a couple of effen beers as well; now that’ll be a great ‘I’m sorry’.

An effen beer will most certainly be passed around as a man who was misdiagnosed as being in a coma for the last 23 years was actually conscious the whole time. Due to new high tech scans, brain activity was passed as totally normal, and the man is now able to communicate via a computer. Celebrations can come in any form – drinking an effen beer will always make celebrations last forever!

One person in desperate need of an effen beer, especially from latest claims, is none other than Mariah Carey. Whilst going for an interview she needed her own toilet roll, two people to lower her onto a couch, one person to walk in front of her and one behind just in case she fell over, and more people in her entourage than the entire GMTV TV crew. The great thing about effen is that it’s easy to understand. It’s smooth as hell and goes down a treat without anything annoying undermining that. Mariah Carey should take a stubby and analyse it very closer, taking note of every effen experience. She is a great artist, now she just needs to smooth the hell out.

Enter the competition – the effen Great bloke competition! It only takes a minute to enter and the prize of free effen beer for you and a mate for a year is fantastic; and just in time for summer too. Entries close in a week so get entering asap! Go to http://www.effengreatbloke.com//effen_new/bloke.html to enter!